Craftsman has just launched a search for the next breakout reality show star to be part of their new online series, SCREW*D: Where Survival Comes Down to the Right Tools. Applications are being accepted through July 7 at The chosen applicant can earn up to $50,000 and will have free room and board for the duration of the show.

Here’s the rub: Craftsman are actually looking for unskilled DIYers. Specifically “anyone with swagger and a sense of humor but hapless with a hammer.” Sound like you? Get that app in!

Apparently DIY jobs gone wrong makes for good TV. Or web-streamed video. Throw some high-powered Craftsman tools into the hands of a novice and hilarity will surely ensue.

I know I’ll be watching.